You are 23 years old. It just so happens that today is the anniversary of your employment at Globex. Though it was a year ago you were given employment it is today you will be given a name on your badge... but you already have a name so why don't you tell us what it is?
You work as... well there is an official name for your job but "office drone" is what it really is. You read reports then make reports on those reports that other people read then make reports on them. You are unclear how this affects anything. While your work is very dull you have made some good friends all over the world, you talk to them every day because you don't have anything more important to do.
Speaking of your friends, tonight after everyone leaves work you have the building to yourself for the whole weekend and one of your friends has gotten a hold of a pirated copy of a new game SBURB. You have all decided to co-opt the company network to play as a group. Incidentally, this game will cause the end of the world.
here is the system we will be using, you only need a vague idea of how it works as it is mostly a framework to allow us to judge relative power. If you have any questions about the system or want something that is not listed just ask.
also get pesterchum to allow us to generate ic conversations quickly.