THE WORLDS LARGEST DUNGEON!
Come all ! Come ONE!
The Dungeon of Mythical Needs of Unknown horrors, created by the God of Morbid Entertainment, having long been dead, the dungeon unattended to but by the few celestial beings keeping in check the Dead Gods Creations. You Brave, Maybe Dead, few. Will Come! Will Slay!
Well, who knows, you are the latest contestants at least trying to reap the dungeon for fame an glory, but you can handle that all right? all the monsters, and evil things? Right? I mean, you can really handle all that?
No...your life insurance does not cover acts of suicide.