The No Holds Bard
- About Torger
- Logy Bay, Newfoundland
- Hired Goon, Amature Musician, Professional Dreamer.
- "Well, I ain't no story-teller, and I can't stand up in armour,
And I ain't no good at artsy-fartsy stuff,
But give me music toys, and I'll make lots of noise,
And if I can't play it, I can always bluff,
'Cause I'm the No Holds Bard (He's the No Holds Bard)
I'm the No Holds Bard, and you're not."
- "If we are not to be the martyr'd slaves of time, then we must be drunk without ceasing -- with wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you please."