mincorven
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Last Activity: May 13 '13 1:55am
About Me
- About mincorven
- Location
- Longview, TX
- Occupation
- Full-time high school English teacher, full-time pauper
- Biography
- I'm married with two kids and a toddler. I teach high school English and tutor for extra coin when TAKS season is upon less studious or more challenged students. I much prefer tabletop gaming, as it requires no interaction with tech. This is not hyperbole: I am to tech what Hitler was to multiculturalism. I have reinvented Murphy's Law when it comes to these miserable computers. In most regards they are as useless as the congressional ethics committee. I'm doing this on a trial basis, or at least until my luddite alter ego smashes the 'smart box' like a silverback gorilla with 'roid rage. Seriously, I have less than no idea what I'm doing on this site. The interface has more bells and whistles than the control panel of the stealth fighter. It's like letting Amanda Plummer work as an air traffic control officer. So, that being said, if you're gaming with me on here, I beg your patience and advice, 'cause I'm more confused and frustrated than a blind lesbian in the middle of an open fish market. No offense to blind people, lesbians, blind lesbians, or fish.
- Interests
- In my ::snicker, snort:: free time, I like to read Fantasy fiction and Social Sciences non-fiction, write, game when the schedule allows, and spend quality time with my family.
- Gender
- Male
- Nationality
- United States
- Class
- Magic-User
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Signature
- "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."--J.R.R. Tolkien
