The New N00b On The Block
 

Howdy, folks. I ran across this website in my internet travels and was impressed by the site tools. I plan on appropriating those for use in my RL campaign, needless to say.

When I saw that this place also hosts pbp's, I was hooked.

And here I am, ready to be nestled in the warm bosom of this here online community. Coddle me, Myth-Weavers! Enfold me in your sundry delights!

... coddle? We'll have to find one of our nicer members to do that. In the spirit of Gygax, roll save versus death.

There will be no nestling or coddling around here, sir! Lose 50 experience.

You wish to be enfolded into what delights me, eh?

~pulls out a piece of the grand tapestry known as the weave.~ Step into the folds of this, so i shall beat the rules and torments that men must pass to begin Roleplayers of myth and legend.

Yikes. First day here and I'm already saving vs. death and fifty xp in the whole.

I think I'll like it here.

Step into the folds so i have a reason to beat you!

It's certainly an introduction that makes me want to laugh. Having fun and making people laugh is surely a good thing.

Now, so it was an orc you wanted to be nestled in the bosom of, right? :)

Nevermind... that's worse then being beaten.

Oi, there is nothing wrong with a handsome orc, lol, I am playing one in a game or 2 and I think they are great fun :+)

First off, you don't get to roll a save against death unless death says so... I don't think I'm gonna give you that chance. You used 0's in your spelling of noob. I automatically claim your soul as payment for this vile act.