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Nocturnal May 12 '09 9:30pm

Bad courtship ideas
 
I didn't want to just limit it to horrible pick-up lines, like:
"I'm adding you to my to-do list!"

But also all-around bad ideas for courting, like:
Exploit Stockholm syndrome!

Have fun.

AbsentWizard May 13 '09 12:21am

Liberal application of enadoline or salvinorin A.

Paying off parents and funding-hungry behavioral biologists to condition someone from early childhood to respond favorably to you or someone of your choice.

3-quinuclidinyl benzilate

Münchausen syndrome by proxy

Shirocco May 13 '09 7:36am

Quoting anything Absentwizard just said

Asking them out... to see the local markets. Not as appealing as it appeared at the time.;)

AbsentWizard May 13 '09 1:48pm

To extend on Shirocco.

Asking them out... to see the local stock market.
Asking them out... to see the global commodity futures markets.
Asking them out... to see the nearest mint.

Not so bad idea:
Asking them out... to see the local wineries and tastings.

Nocturnal May 14 '09 12:50am

Let's try to stick to bad ideas so nobody gets any bright ideas and tries them and comes back to sue us. It could happen!

Bad pick-up lines:
"When the zombie apocalypse comes, the survivors are going to have to repopulate the earth! Wanna go back to my place and practice?"

"You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night... SCREAMING!"

One of my favorites in-context - at a gym: "Do you work out?"

Anything from Alien Loves Predator.

Bad courtship ideas:
Crash into a pretty woman driver you see on the highway so you can exchange phone numbers.

Pretend to be gay so women will feel comfortable undressing around you.

Put women at ease by insisting that everything you do, no matter how innocuous, is not sexual. e.g., "I just want you to know, my buying these five cucumbers, two melons, and bunch of bananas... That's not a sexual thing."

Kill every attractive male on the planet so that eventually you'll rank as most desirable.

AbsentWizard May 14 '09 1:08am

Bad pick-up lines:
"IITYWIMWYBMAD"

- "If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?"

Eliza Jane May 14 '09 1:21am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nocturnal
Pretend to be gay so women will feel comfortable undressing around you

LOL...yeah...that's bad. I would never undress in front of a guy thinking it was ok because he was gay. That's hollywood b.s. We don't do that.
I could write a book on bad pick up lines that I have had used on me or my g/fs. (And a few I actually thought were cute)

Viletta Vadim May 14 '09 1:24am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eliza Jane (Post 1967067)
I could write a book on bad pick up lines that I have had used on me or my g/fs. (And a few I actually thought were cute)

We have the time.

Eliza Jane May 14 '09 1:31am

LOL....now now Viletta Vadim...this is a thread about bad courtship ideas...not bad pick up lines. :D

Nocturnal May 14 '09 1:51am

Oh no, bad pick up lines totally count too! I just didn't want to exclude other ideas. Go ahead and tell us your list.

Hah, and if you were wondering up until now why I don't get the chicks... now you know. ;)
And that's half the battle.
The other half is violence.


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