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Forum: Worldly Talk May 29 '12, 1:35am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,403
Posted By Onigato
Drugs, or something... sinister?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html


Miami news sources say a naked, crazed man assaulted another, and started to gnaw, yes gnaw on...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 27 '12, 12:54am
Replies: 481
Views: 13,512
Posted By Onigato
A rather nasty death, malaria. Luckily, it is...

A rather nasty death, malaria. Luckily, it is also very easy to avoid. A few weeks of quinine treatments and you are just fine. A little weak, perhaps, but fine.

I am not so lucky though. Nobody...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 27 '12, 12:49am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. Turns out, major encyclopedia editors...

Granted. Turns out, major encyclopedia editors have ALWAYS inserted false information and articles, for copyright purposes. It just happens a lot more now that wikipedia is open to editing by...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 26 '12, 1:34am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. Trig cofunct identities don't exist, at...

Granted. Trig cofunct identities don't exist, at all. It's not that they aren't explained, or that they aren't understood, they simply don't exist. And neither does the Universe, since they are...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 25 '12, 1:14am
Replies: 481
Views: 13,512
Posted By Onigato
I don't think that quite works Agricolus. He may...

I don't think that quite works Agricolus. He may be in paradise, but he is still dead.

Congratulations on being incredibly lucky though, since ALL you poked out was that one eye. You now have a...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 25 '12, 1:04am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. When you try to stop because you are...

Granted. When you try to stop because you are tired, you bifarcate yourself, right down the keel line.

I wish I had the ability to move my mind into the body of any animal without any risk of...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 20 '12, 1:57am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. They are VERY angry, and destroy the...

Granted. They are VERY angry, and destroy the entirety of civilization overnight. Thanks SS.

I wish there was another series of Star Trek, and that it was at least as good, preferably better than...
Forum: Archive May 20 '12, 1:53am
Replies: 113
Views: 1,452
Posted By Onigato
Rolling!

Rolling!
Forum: Archive May 20 '12, 1:52am
Replies: 181
Views: 1,861
Posted By Onigato
Rolling!

Rolling!
Forum: Non Sequitur May 18 '12, 1:31am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. Your own personal apocalypse (discovery...

Granted. Your own personal apocalypse (discovery or unveiling) occurs as you realize that whales have to breed like other mammels. This realization shatters your mind and you spend the rest of your...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 15 '12, 3:29am
Replies: 221
Views: 5,175
Posted By Onigato
What is the most depressing time for most people...

What is the most depressing time for most people over the age of 30?

The Song That Never Ends.
Forum: Non Sequitur May 15 '12, 3:28am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. Black licorice is now (again) available...

Granted. Black licorice is now (again) available at your local candy shop. Too bad you don't have a local candy shop. But I do! I love black licorice!

I wish I could speak Japanese without losing...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 15 '12, 3:25am
Replies: 7,379
Views: 78,965
Posted By Onigato
Spam

Spam
Forum: Worldly Talk May 15 '12, 3:23am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,121
Posted By Onigato
This isn't anything new, unfortunately. ...

This isn't anything new, unfortunately.

"Stacking" cells can be used, but only if the first layer is completely transparent to specific light frequencies, and so on down to the last layer. There...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 13 '12, 4:26am
Replies: 221
Views: 5,175
Posted By Onigato
Who has the most explosively bad movies? ...

Who has the most explosively bad movies?

Chicken noodle soup.
Forum: Non Sequitur May 13 '12, 4:25am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted, the Trees are now members of a Hive...

Granted, the Trees are now members of a Hive Mind. You've heard the song by Rush, yes? It happens exactly like that, except that now every single tree on Earth feels it when another is cut down. Now...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 13 '12, 4:19am
Replies: 7,379
Views: 78,965
Posted By Onigato
Wonder

Wonder
Forum: Non Sequitur May 12 '12, 1:46am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,379
Posted By Onigato
Granted. A terrible social life is still a social...

Granted. A terrible social life is still a social life.


I wish my feet didn't hurt right now.
Forum: Non Sequitur May 12 '12, 1:43am
Replies: 481
Views: 13,512
Posted By Onigato
Fortunately the rest of the staff frees you...

Fortunately the rest of the staff frees you before more than your clothes and hair are singed off.


I try to outrun a train to a crossing and lose. They find me over the next three and a half...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 12 '12, 1:41am
Replies: 7,379
Views: 78,965
Posted By Onigato
Top layer

Top layer
Forum: Non Sequitur May 12 '12, 1:37am
Replies: 221
Views: 5,175
Posted By Onigato
Did the fava beans go well with the liver, Mr....

Did the fava beans go well with the liver, Mr. Lecter?

Wife beater t-shirt.
Forum: Archive May 12 '12, 1:30am
Replies: 135
Views: 1,066
Posted By Onigato
This is hard for me to do, but I'm getting...

This is hard for me to do, but I'm getting slammed IRL. My wife is out of work, bills are piling up, and I have no time to even think about this or any other game right now. I'm going to put this on...
Forum: Non Sequitur May 9 '12, 5:37pm
Replies: 221
Views: 5,175
Posted By Onigato
How long is the day on your spaceship? ...

How long is the day on your spaceship?

Crushed cars
Forum: Non Sequitur May 9 '12, 5:35pm
Replies: 7,379
Views: 78,965
Posted By Onigato
30% damage

30% damage
Forum: Non Sequitur May 9 '12, 1:21am
Replies: 221
Views: 5,175
Posted By Onigato
How fast does a snail travel? Munsters.

How fast does a snail travel?


Munsters.
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