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Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 19 '14, 11:37pm
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Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Whoo! Smash Bros.

Whoo! Smash Bros.
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 19 '14, 4:46pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Can I have wizard hammer as my cohort in stead of...

Can I have wizard hammer as my cohort in stead of a person? Just like how Zanice had a wizard gun.

Important thing to note D&D does not have the arms and legs upgrade for intelligent items. A...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 18 '14, 4:51pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
I could play on Tuesday and if Kip comes he can...

I could play on Tuesday and if Kip comes he can get his Robot by Christmas. Robo Santa would be pleased. As for this epic campaign I know what I want to make. The Ultimate Binder Gnome. With an...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 17 '14, 6:59pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Mexican Cookies?

Mexican Cookies?
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 17 '14, 4:16pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5c/5c659611ed3d3d6bdf...

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/5c/5c659611ed3d3d6bdf058253d31e8752a2bdf3679006c9f4c8d7ce375e9d3850.jpg

Q: What's the brown stuff between dragons' toes?
A: Slow halflings.

Q: How many halflings...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 16 '14, 8:32pm
Replies: 165
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Posted By Elorin_Chandler
So instead of trying to fight the ghost tomorrow...

So instead of trying to fight the ghost tomorrow I suggest that the most charismatic one of us tries to diplomacy the ghost to find out why he is haunting the bridge and accept a mission to ease his...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 11 '14, 8:33pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Now Knowledge Nobility the Ghost we are after....

Now Knowledge Nobility the Ghost we are after. Cause the rules for ghosts are that even if we destroy the ghost it will respawn in a couple of days. This will keep happening till he concludes...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 10 '14, 10:02pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Not even top 10 of worst puns used by this group.

Not even top 10 of worst puns used by this group.
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 10 '14, 9:19pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
We always forget the horse. We would have left...

We always forget the horse. We would have left him on that barge if you did not show up to mention you had a horse.
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 10 '14, 7:48pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Wait my left arm is replaced by an entire demon...

Wait my left arm is replaced by an entire demon lord? Or is it just his left arm?

Also the the two crazy short people remind me of Glim and I really want to play him. He was the King of crazy...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 10 '14, 2:16am
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
A dwarf stands guard on a bridge and everyday a...

A dwarf stands guard on a bridge and everyday a small half ling runs over , turns left and leaps off the bridge to great pain and injury. After a week of this the Dwarf stops the half ling the next...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 9 '14, 10:50pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Hey get your facts straight I did not shoot you...

Hey get your facts straight I did not shoot you from behind. I shot your front. Also I said if you attack the hunter I would attack you. I drew a line in the snow and you yellowed it. We had a...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 8 '14, 8:39pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
A hunter watches some TV and then goes hunting...

A hunter watches some TV and then goes hunting for Thanksgiving dinner. When he returns home he has a dead halfling. His wife asks, "why do have a halfling instead of a turkey?" The hunter replies,...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 8 '14, 6:39pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Opponent must be this tall to be worth XP. ...

Opponent must be this tall to be worth XP.

There are cats who way as much as a halfing.

Why did the Halfling cross the road? Cause he was to short to see the dire badger on the other side.
...
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 8 '14, 5:10pm
Replies: 31
Views: 289
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Do I get anything for defeating little people? Or...

Do I get anything for defeating little people? Or does their CR match their height?:D
Forum: Stolen Lands Dec 3 '14, 2:28am
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Gonna kill the werestag!

Gonna kill the werestag!
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 26 '14, 4:00pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Tonight I bring robots. I have four. 1d8r1

Tonight I bring robots. I have four.
1d8r1
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 20 '14, 4:29pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
I've got the robots. They even let me take a Dark...

I've got the robots. They even let me take a Dark side Ollie cause we where all out of Apple Ollies. My inner sith lord is pleased.
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 12 '14, 11:01pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Sorry guys I can't make it tonight.

Sorry guys I can't make it tonight.
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 11 '14, 4:43am
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
You assume too much. Put on a Goron mask and sit...

You assume too much. Put on a Goron mask and sit on them until they learn their lessons.
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 8 '14, 7:59pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Nintendo Announced the remake of Majora's Mask...

Nintendo Announced the remake of Majora's Mask for the 3DS. WHOOO!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj6cXziHpjQ
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 6 '14, 9:54pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
This group does not take kindly to evil magical...

This group does not take kindly to evil magical short people. I know from first hand experience.
Forum: Stolen Lands Nov 5 '14, 6:26pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Oh man! That was like three moms at once. EPIC...

Oh man! That was like three moms at once. EPIC YOUR MOM JOKE!!! Duke you must take action. You need a your mom joke that uses the word mom four times.
Forum: Stolen Lands Oct 29 '14, 10:10pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Awesome!! I'm super happy about a masterwork bow....

Awesome!! I'm super happy about a masterwork bow. Thanks
Forum: Stolen Lands Oct 28 '14, 10:36pm
Replies: 165
Views: 963
Posted By Elorin_Chandler
Whoo my backstory is finally up on myth weavers. ...

Whoo my backstory is finally up on myth weavers.
Zaldhan began his life being born into a family of serfs in service to Lord Ankeef a rich and powerful lord. Ankeef was a cruel man. He viewed all...
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