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Forum: Archive Apr 10 '07, 1:15am
Replies: 5
Views: 13
Posted By Soulless
If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the...

If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the building was the Oak Valley Inn it would had looked just like another big old moldy house, exactly the same as those around it. At first the door knob...
Forum: Archive Apr 10 '07, 1:12am
Replies: 8
Views: 132
Posted By Soulless
“General,” said Tobias along with a salute and...

“General,” said Tobias along with a salute and quickly turned towards the exit.

As he ran to the airstrip wondered about the true meaning of this summon to DC, his thoughts only interrupted by...
Forum: General Discussion Apr 7 '07, 10:15pm
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless' Daily Joke

Computer Gender

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and...
Forum: Archive Apr 7 '07, 10:07pm
Replies: 14
Views: 243
Posted By Soulless
As the witch hunters exited the abandoned...

As the witch hunters exited the abandoned apartment building that covered the entrance to the underground cathedral the night greeted them with a light drizzle and a promise of a storm. Devin waved...
Forum: Archive Apr 7 '07, 9:32pm
Replies: 4
Views: 15
Posted By Soulless
I was thinking the thing that he has been sensing...

I was thinking the thing that he has been sensing might have started following him or maybe he’s just getting paranoid and the figure was just the super checking a leaky pipe. I just wanted to make...
Forum: Archive Apr 5 '07, 6:31am
Replies: 7
Views: 36
Posted By Soulless
“Mr. Johnson’s office is right next to the city...

“Mr. Johnson’s office is right next to the city hall, Miss,” said the old man, “Oak Valley is a small town, you will have no problem finding it.”
He stepped from behind the counter and offered to...
Forum: Archive Apr 5 '07, 6:25am
Replies: 5
Views: 13
Posted By Soulless
After several exasperated blows to the steering...

After several exasperated blows to the steering wheel and some praying Richard managed to get the car started, with a sigh of relief he backed up and continued down the road. Not long after that he...
Forum: General Discussion Apr 5 '07, 5:44am
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless' daily joke

Things to do in the elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a...
Forum: Archive Apr 4 '07, 1:01am
Replies: 2
Views: 24
Posted By Soulless
Devon shakes off the feeling and resumes his...

Devon shakes off the feeling and resumes his morning ritual. When it is time for him to get dress he realizes it has been longer than he thought since he did some laundry. “Great! There goes my whole...
Forum: Archive Apr 3 '07, 11:11pm
Replies: 14
Views: 243
Posted By Soulless
The High Cardinal made a hand motion and the...

The High Cardinal made a hand motion and the floor of the room began to vibrate. From the smooth stone floor an undecorated octagonal stone pillar began to rise. It rose about four feet from the...
Forum: General Discussion Apr 3 '07, 10:58pm
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless' Daily Joke

Boy and Girl Differences

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,"...
Forum: Archive Apr 3 '07, 5:32am
Replies: 5
Views: 13
Posted By Soulless
Chapter One: Welcome to Oak Valley

Richard Murtagh had been driving for about three hours, though Oak Valley was less than two hundred miles from Seattle most of the road had been up hill, old and in some parts it wasn’t even paved....
Forum: Archive Apr 3 '07, 12:37am
Replies: 5
Views: 36
Posted By Soulless
If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the...

If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the building was the Oak Valley Inn it would had looked just like another big old moldy house, exactly the same as those around it. At first the door knob...
Forum: Archive Apr 3 '07, 12:27am
Replies: 8
Views: 132
Posted By Soulless
“Sir, my only home is the battlefield,” he said...

“Sir, my only home is the battlefield,” he said proudly, Damas? he thought, have I heard that name before? “And sir, seeing the current situation I’m compelled to be bold. Does this call have...
Forum: Archive Apr 3 '07, 12:03am
Replies: 7
Views: 36
Posted By Soulless
If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the...

If it wasn’t for the sign that indicated the building was the Oak Valley Inn it would had looked just like another big old moldy house, exactly the same as those around it. Inside the situation...
Forum: Archive Apr 2 '07, 10:37pm
Replies: 4
Views: 148
Posted By Soulless
Thanks for waiting :^^: it is time to start...

Thanks for waiting :^^: it is time to start playing!
Forum: General Discussion Apr 2 '07, 7:15pm
Replies: 48
Views: 699
Posted By Soulless
Well you can’t expect much historical accuracy...

Well you can’t expect much historical accuracy from a movie based on a comic based on a movie based on the actual historical event.
Forum: Archive Apr 2 '07, 6:43pm
Replies: 14
Views: 243
Posted By Soulless
The halls of the great London Cathedral were...

The halls of the great London Cathedral were silent that night, which meant the streets of London were not calm at all. The night on the streets above the cathedral was perfect for hunting, it was a...
Forum: General Discussion Apr 2 '07, 4:38pm
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless' Daily Jokes

Bad Parenting

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If Condoms had sponsors

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but...
Forum: Games & Ads Apr 1 '07, 10:58pm
Replies: 2
Views: 200
Posted By Soulless
I still have room for a few more players, in case...

I still have room for a few more players, in case anyone else is interested.
Forum: General Discussion Apr 1 '07, 10:51pm
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless's Daily Jokes

SMOKING CONDOMS

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and...
Forum: General Discussion Mar 31 '07, 6:20pm
Replies: 413
Views: 12,214
Posted By Soulless
Soulless's Daily Jokes

Vroom:danceorc:

The passenger in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver, so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over....
Forum: Archive Mar 31 '07, 2:32am
Replies: 36
Views: 516
Posted By Soulless
Well. . .[/QUOTE] O.o ... Oh ...

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O.o ... Oh ...
Forum: Archive Mar 31 '07, 12:49am
Replies: 8
Views: 132
Posted By Soulless
“Oh ****,” he whispered to himself, his head...

“Oh ****,” he whispered to himself, his head resting in his palms. His legs still ached from the long flight and he had slept for less than two hours.
“Thanks private.” He stood up from the bunk bed...
Forum: Archive Mar 30 '07, 9:19pm
Replies: 5
Views: 36
Posted By Soulless
Garrett left the broken car behind and started...

Garrett left the broken car behind and started walking down the foggy road flanked by the tall Oak trees. The night was silent and still to a point it was unnerving, he realized he couldn’t even hear...
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