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Forum: Games & Ads Jun 18 '13, 1:59am
Replies: 31
Views: 1,454
Posted By Bumblor
I'm looking into Window right now, how many spots...

I'm looking into Window right now, how many spots do you have available? I really like this idea, gritty but fantastical hero story, it sounds awesome.
Forum: Games & Ads Jun 18 '13, 1:54am
Replies: 31
Views: 1,454
Posted By Bumblor
Quick character idea, Bernard Warburton, former...

Quick character idea, Bernard Warburton, former gang member and long time inmate of (local mid-security prison) found a mentor inside that taught him the value of life, and a heroes mentality, now he...
Forum: Games & Ads Jun 18 '13, 1:51am
Replies: 31
Views: 1,454
Posted By Bumblor
I'm very interested but I don't know this system...

I'm very interested but I don't know this system at all, how difficult is it to learn?
Forum: Games & Ads Jun 18 '13, 1:45am
Replies: 10
Views: 793
Posted By Bumblor
seems a pointless bit of trolling, if it is...

seems a pointless bit of trolling, if it is trolling.
Forum: Non Sequitur May 16 '13, 3:56pm
Replies: 1,104
Views: 47,709
Posted By Bumblor
1482 As a GM I'm not allowed to make anything...

1482 As a GM I'm not allowed to make anything poop-based, Sewage Elemental, Decanter of Endless Filth, etc.
1483 In fact I'm not allowed to take my party into the sewers at all anymore
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 15 '13, 4:54pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted but to accomplish that you're forced to...

Granted but to accomplish that you're forced to twist reality into a pretzel, the solar system collapses in on itself, killing everyone on earth and all those poor people on the moons of Jupiter. You...
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 12 '13, 3:17pm
Replies: 28
Views: 1,546
Posted By Bumblor
You know you have issues at character creation...

You know you have issues at character creation when the GM says "roll 6d20...that's your stats" then he chuckles
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 12 '13, 3:10pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, but like all stars of a certain age and...

Granted, but like all stars of a certain age and status he eventually sells out at the age of 117 and really starts to suck. Mass suicides, nationwide depression, and a drastic turn away from foul...
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 8 '13, 5:15pm
Replies: 19
Views: 859
Posted By Bumblor
Sweet christ! I can only assume I mentally...

Sweet christ! I can only assume I mentally blocked that to protect myself....why god, why?
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 4 '13, 5:22am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted but since you are a low CR threat you are...

Granted but since you are a low CR threat you are quickly killed by a group of chump adventurers, have all of your possessions stolen, and the childish jackass player in the group repeatedly teabags...
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 3 '13, 5:07pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, it's a specialty parachute sized for...

Granted, it's a specialty parachute sized for cats and won't support a persons weight

I wish I had something worthwhile to wish for
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 3 '13, 5:05pm
Replies: 8
Views: 539
Posted By Bumblor
Or you could actually contribute to the site,...

Or you could actually contribute to the site, secret option B
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 8:39pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,405
Posted By Bumblor
In a fantasy setting who else deserves the song...

In a fantasy setting who else deserves the song than a massive orc in shinny black plate from head to heel, wielding a flaming greatsword
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 6:42pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,405
Posted By Bumblor
Sir Robar Mordred of Blackpool, Orc Antipaladin,...

Sir Robar Mordred of Blackpool, Orc Antipaladin, Imperial March from Star Wars
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 3:08am
Replies: 19
Views: 859
Posted By Bumblor
I feel the need to point out that I in no way...

I feel the need to point out that I in no way approve of, support, or endorse the game F.A.T.A.L. or its creators.
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 3:06am
Replies: 28
Views: 1,546
Posted By Bumblor
You know you have issues in character creation...

You know you have issues in character creation when...
the player spends six hours circumventing the rules to play something ridiculous but when asked the character's name or backstory has no answer.
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 3:03am
Replies: 19
Views: 859
Posted By Bumblor
Share My Pain

I was recently introduced to the worst roleplaying game in existence. Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery, better known as What the Tap Dancing Hell Were You Thinking??! or just F.A.T.A.L.

If you...
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 2:42am
Replies: 52
Views: 1,711
Posted By Bumblor
Illusory floors covered in illusory monsters over...

Illusory floors covered in illusory monsters over a spiked pit . It's the Damned-if-you-do Room. If you fail your save and don't ignore the illusion you're forced to fight across the room. If you...
Forum: Non Sequitur Apr 1 '13, 2:35am
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, you spend many months studying with both...

Granted, you spend many months studying with both Jewish and Muslim scholars and discover exactly why people dislike bacon. Your opinion is completely changed and you never eat bacon again.

I wish...
Forum: Non Sequitur Jan 11 '13, 8:44pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
GRANTED. BUT NOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE A HEADACHE SO...

GRANTED. BUT NOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE A HEADACHE SO THE VOICES INSTRUCTIONS ARE DIFFICULT TO FOLLOW. YOU TURN TO A MAGIC 8-BALL INSTEAD!!!

I wish it were easier to convey smart ass in text.
Forum: Non Sequitur Jan 9 '13, 10:22pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, but the time dedicated to finding out...

Granted, but the time dedicated to finding out has left you terribly scarred. You now shriek hysterically at the sight of root vegetables, sheet music, and any mention of the color turquoise.

I...
Forum: Non Sequitur Jan 8 '13, 4:12pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted. But their old Chinese grand mothers...

Granted. But their old Chinese grand mothers scold them for cursing in public and they quickly stop, ashamed

I wish gaming were as popular as football. Saturday Night Dice on NBC?
Forum: Non Sequitur Jan 4 '13, 11:35pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, you give up Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday,...

Granted, you give up Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Octoday.

I wish I weren't such a flaming newbie and knew how to navigate this site (thanks Kerim)
Forum: Non Sequitur Jan 4 '13, 4:32pm
Replies: 3,714
Views: 55,893
Posted By Bumblor
Granted, but since Star Wars is superior in every...

Granted, but since Star Wars is superior in every way to...oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm going to weep quietly in the corner, excuse me

I wish the Disney buyout of Star Wars didn't fill me...
Forum: GM Workshop Jan 4 '13, 2:44pm
Replies: 36
Views: 1,270
Posted By Bumblor
NGP: I've already accepted that these don't work...

NGP: I've already accepted that these don't work as NPC classes, at this point I'm thinking nonheroic PCs. I have much loftier ideas about writing npcs than is logical or even sane ;) Like I said...
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