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Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 19 '15, 4:10am
Replies: 92
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Posted By diremage
Saves don't usually work like that, are you...

Saves don't usually work like that, are you invoking rule zero or just trying to be funny?
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 16 '15, 8:56pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
I was trying to get the Templar to down his shot...

I was trying to get the Templar to down his shot first so I could get Thus to skip a drink. Doesn't seem to have worked. :D
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 16 '15, 8:53pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
[Ah, of course. It is their way or the high way....

[Ah, of course. It is their way or the high way. Let me tell you, my friend, the high way has its own rewards.]

Thus 1d20+9 in one long gulp and 1d4

Total drunk damage of 9 and -6 to hit,...
Forum: Colony Building Feb 13 '15, 5:51pm
Replies: 41
Views: 251
Posted By diremage
We're not at a standstill, we're just advancing...

We're not at a standstill, we're just advancing very, very slowly.

Being on a prairie suggests to me that there may be large, grazing animals that could be shot from an airborn platform. Of...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 10 '15, 11:02pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Hey, it's not an argument yet :p

Hey, it's not an argument yet :p
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 10 '15, 10:18pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
Thus fills his fifth glass, and sips the foam off...

Thus fills his fifth glass, and sips the foam off the top.

[How can you kill and enslave such people] He nods to the dragonborn flirting with the maiden, [treat them like animals, and say that...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 6 '15, 12:21am
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
My bad. For some reason I thought you were...

My bad. For some reason I thought you were rolling at plus ten.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 11:23pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
[Double.] Thus tosses back 1d20+9 and 1d4...

[Double.]

Thus tosses back 1d20+9 and 1d4 as the buzz hits him.

[Hey, Templar. I have a question.]

Total drunk damage of 7 and -4 penalty to hit, ac, and skills.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 11:21pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Nope, that's rolled into the +2 difficulty per...

Nope, that's rolled into the +2 difficulty per drink, save or no save ;)

Somehow the templar has a full fighter fort plus the templar fort bonus, and a con somewhere around 20 (or else he's got a...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 10:29pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
Thus downs his 1d20+9z (dc 18). He grins at the...

Thus downs his 1d20+9z (dc 18). He grins at the templar.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 10:28pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Don't forget you take 1d4 drunk damage and a...

Don't forget you take 1d4 drunk damage and a stacking -2 to hit, skills, and ac from failing a drunk save.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 9:31pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
Thus downs his 1d20+9z (DC 16). He takes 1d4z. ...

Thus downs his 1d20+9z (DC 16). He takes 1d4z.

[To the words that enslave you!]

He fills his mug up from the keg for a third time.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 6:56am
Replies: 20
Views: 252
Posted By diremage
That is kind of the coloring I was thinking of....

That is kind of the coloring I was thinking of. But I think I forgot his lips.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 12:31am
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Those are some pretty awsome pictures. I wish I...

Those are some pretty awsome pictures. I wish I could draw.

I was trying to figure out some way to intimidate Stephan with the manly way Thus downed his brew, but the Order of the Gentle Sages...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 5 '15, 12:08am
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
With quick, confident motions, Thus drives a tap...

With quick, confident motions, Thus drives a tap into the ale keg and fills the two steins, handing one to the templar and chugging the other.

1d20+9

Empty glass in hand, Thus lets out a yeasty...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Feb 2 '15, 7:24pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Hey, is anyone still here? Who still needs to be...

Hey, is anyone still here? Who still needs to be introduced?
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 31 '15, 12:25am
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
My way gets you more drunk, faster; therefore it...

My way gets you more drunk, faster; therefore it is better ;)

Using the cityscape rules, my character would down a minimum of 22 tankards of ale, and more likely closer to 30 or 40. I don't think...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 30 '15, 10:26pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Suggested drinking contest rules: Each round...

Suggested drinking contest rules:

Each round (not a combat round), both characters drink a mug of ale and make a fortitude save. The save DC is 14. If they fail, they take 1d4 points of drunk...
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 30 '15, 10:19pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
Thus fetches his ale keg, and gets two empty...

Thus fetches his ale keg, and gets two empty steins from the barkeeper with a wink, a grin, and a few coppers.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 28 '15, 12:01am
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
Just remember to keep it within the MW...

Just remember to keep it within the MW guidelines. Last thing you need is to be having fun and then all of a sudden kickbanned.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 27 '15, 11:37pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
I wouldn't go that far. You started flirting with...

I wouldn't go that far. You started flirting with a guy and a smitten, lusty wench fell out of the sky onto your lap. Somebody liked it.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 27 '15, 11:29pm
Replies: 92
Views: 643
Posted By diremage
First thing Arik does: grope a freshman.

First thing Arik does: grope a freshman.
Forum: Two Kinds Reboot Jan 27 '15, 6:09pm
Replies: 57
Views: 576
Posted By diremage
For a moment, Thus's face is sheer conflict: he...

For a moment, Thus's face is sheer conflict: he is clearly struggling with some sort of inner demon as he stares at the pin. Finally, however, greed wins out, and his grin returns, albeit a little...
Forum: GM Workshop Jan 24 '15, 8:58pm
Replies: 35
Views: 978
Posted By diremage
Zacky, there is a lot of good advice here. Have...

Zacky, there is a lot of good advice here. Have you resolved the problem?
Forum: Colony Building Jan 24 '15, 8:12pm
Replies: 28
Views: 351
Posted By diremage
"Wait!" Lars calls, shaking off his daze at last....

"Wait!" Lars calls, shaking off his daze at last. "Ladies and gentlemen, before we disembark, realize that although this is not the way you envisioned first stepping foot on this world, this moment...
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