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Forum: Advanced Adventures Today, 7:47am
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"Huh," Zyira says as she notes the material of...

"Huh," Zyira says as she notes the material of the door. "Looks like they had to cut corners after outfitting that dead guy. Copper doors..."
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 21 '14, 2:50pm
Replies: 899
Views: 9,398
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Zyira just shifts her weight to one side and...

Zyira just shifts her weight to one side and leans on the spear, shaking her shield...tsk, no, it wasn't the shield causing the discomfort, it was bunching in the cloth layer underneath her chain...
Forum: Aerie Nov 19 '14, 10:21pm
Replies: 1,887
Views: 8,466
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Yep, same-same.

Yep, same-same.
Forum: Something Special Nov 15 '14, 2:50pm
Replies: 102
Views: 848
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Kalevere could swing at this creature all day, or...

Kalevere could swing at this creature all day, or she could contribute something a little more meaningful to the battle...

'This I do, I call, to bring you forth...'

What was it that she could...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 12 '14, 7:59pm
Replies: 899
Views: 9,398
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Zyira offers a hand in Demi-Human Extraction.

Zyira offers a hand in Demi-Human Extraction.
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 12 '14, 4:34am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
I missed you! I missed you! Now I take...

I missed you! I missed you!

Now I take healing priority from leaf-girl, yes?
Forum: More Basic Adventures Nov 11 '14, 7:23am
Replies: 192
Sticky: OOC - Chapter 2
Views: 1,500
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Unnntil it dies from zigging when it should have...

Unnntil it dies from zigging when it should have zagged and the party gets 86ed like nachos in a bar on a game day. Overrr annnd out!
None of you will be nachos on a game day. You will all be a...
Forum: Something Special Nov 7 '14, 6:41am
Replies: 102
Views: 848
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
There was a noise. A cry of pain, and the sound...

There was a noise. A cry of pain, and the sound of steel kissing fabric and flesh. Kalevere follows the sound, and swings her mace at the Vampire.


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Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 7 '14, 3:17am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Grab what need, nature girl! Survive! ...

Grab what need, nature girl! Survive!

...except I do not at all get the "no cross bows or bows" thing. Cross bows, I'll accept, but bows? What's a Druid to do in a tight spot when they need a...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 7 '14, 1:58am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
With rats and dead great cats and flailing...

With rats and dead great cats and flailing adventurers and some bloodthirsty ponce?

Shouldn't Valaria be able to use most weapons, with the exception of cross bows and bows...? Labyrinth Lord...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 4 '14, 5:21am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Didn't Rambo/Einarr take the ring? When I...

Didn't Rambo/Einarr take the ring?

When I make a character in 3rd Edition, I flip a coin: Heads, I make something functional; Tails, I deliberately make combinations that piss people off that only...
Forum: Something Special Nov 3 '14, 4:55am
Replies: 1,101
Views: 8,572
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Or a mace of disruption, or that axe from...

Or a mace of disruption, or that axe from Baldur's Gate that functioned as a disruption weapon... Let Paladins have their silly Holy Avengers, Clerics and Fighters that like maces know where it's at!
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 2 '14, 3:49pm
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Here's our toys:...

Here's our toys: http://www.myth-weavers.com/showthread.php?t=270397

BW...have you ever considered limiting sugar intakes? :|?
Forum: Something Special Nov 2 '14, 3:47pm
Replies: 1,101
Views: 8,572
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Naw, I've got Holy Water, just don't want to...

Naw, I've got Holy Water, just don't want to waste it in the dark.
*chuck* "Hey, did one of those rats just jump and pee on me?"
"Uhh... :("

And if we had Buffy, she'd just toy with the...
Forum: Something Special Nov 2 '14, 1:59am
Replies: 1,101
Views: 8,572
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Maybe he has a paper-thin sternum, like the...

Maybe he has a paper-thin sternum, like the vampires on Buffy.
Forum: Advanced Adventures Nov 1 '14, 2:20am
Replies: 899
Views: 9,398
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
"Something with a business end that you can shove...

"Something with a business end that you can shove into somebody else before they do the same to you," Zyira's response is flat, as is her expression.
Forum: Advanced Adventures Oct 31 '14, 3:05pm
Replies: 899
Views: 9,398
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
"Seems to be less a matter of there being a...

"Seems to be less a matter of there being a leader, and more a matter of 'least dangerous idea takes precedence'." As she speaks, Zyira points over her shoulder to the hole in space behind herself. ...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Oct 31 '14, 3:02pm
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Storage's wide open, Nature Girl! Got all manner...

Storage's wide open, Nature Girl! Got all manner of fun toys in there. Forgotten Realms has nothing on us!
Forum: Something Special Oct 31 '14, 2:49pm
Replies: 1,101
Views: 8,572
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
I'd think of a better curse to throw at Count...

I'd think of a better curse to throw at Count Ingnumbers, but the ones the Player's Handbook gives out are nice!

I mean, you could curse him with a soul. See, the way it would work, is he'd think...
Forum: Something Special Oct 31 '14, 2:32pm
Replies: 102
Views: 848
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
An idea forms in Kalevere's head as she brings...

An idea forms in Kalevere's head as she brings her mace down...which sort of fizzles when she hears the all-too-familiar noise of steel on shields. Tsk. It'll come back to her!

She hears...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Oct 31 '14, 9:00am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Bah, just wave all the pretty things I've got in...

Bah, just wave all the pretty things I've got in a dimensional locker in front of him!
Forum: More Basic Adventures Oct 30 '14, 11:46am
Replies: 192
Sticky: OOC - Chapter 2
Views: 1,500
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
I'm no use to the party with the slab of...

I'm no use to the party with the slab of religious drywall I rolled up. Even with plate, it's more a liability than a boon. Pass!
Forum: Something Special Oct 28 '14, 10:24pm
Replies: 102
Views: 848
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
"Well aware," chimes the priestess as she travels...

"Well aware," chimes the priestess as she travels in the direction of the fiend's voice. "But I just wanted to hear you taunt me." Swings her mace...


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Forum: Advanced Adventures Oct 28 '14, 8:58am
Replies: 899
Views: 9,398
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
"The same way it would do a Dwarf in, or a...

"The same way it would do a Dwarf in, or a half-elf," Zyira says matter-of-factly. "You're in good hands, Einarr's a good one. Lost a lot of friends," She hurls the portable hole against the wall,...
Forum: Advanced Adventures Oct 28 '14, 8:53am
Replies: 358
Views: 2,145
Posted By SCARY WIZARD
Welcome back, JC! All we've got in the...

Welcome back, JC!

All we've got in the portable hole that might be of use is Jubilanx (wish that Gerry doesn't die from overheating or what), and I'm thinking a potion of gaseous form might help? ...
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