Put her at ease!

As you show her her reflection, say, "Now you don't have to worry if I have a machete!"

Aye, pull a knife on a girl at a bar and show her reflection in it. New contribution to the "bad courtship ideas" thread.

Bad pickup lines:

"Something about your face is really, but I mean really... uh... sort of... transgendered?"

"You appeal to my secret fetishes!"

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just that my pants are on fire? Owwww, put them out! It burns!"

Building on that last one... "There's a great heat about my loins. One only curable by sex."

Anything from Austin Powers:
"Well of course you haven't had 'The Pleasure' - we just met, baby."

I was going to post a list but the common theme is:
Anything involving vehicular homicide, or the killing of pets.

Bad pick-up line:
"Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look better in a pile by my bed."
Worse pick-up line:
"Those clothes look good on you, but they'd look better on me."
Unless you're gay I suppose, or trying to pick up someone who's turned on by transvestites...

Worst pick-up line:
"Those clothes look good on you, but would look better on your bloody corpse."
Worster pick-up line:
"Those clothes make you look fat."

Bad idea: Mention you'd eat their poo, if it was served at elBulli.

Is there a story behind that one, Mortis?

"Are you as crazy as your mom?"