Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And Miss Muffet failed her savings throw .Vs fear and loaded her pants.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick
Rolled a 1 on his jump check and took 1d6 of fire damage to his crotch.