...to slay the evil sorcerer.

Jack is a level 1 commoner with ranks in Profession(Water Fetching).
The well has a repulsion effect cast on it.

... And up and up and up, because they had a 3.0 version of Fly.

...giant...

And obviously, there were no clerics around, or else they could have cast Create Water.

They rolled a 00 for random encounter .

They came tumbling down... DC 25 speed tumble of course, to avoid the AoO's of the water elemental living in the well!

Weird. Water Weird.
You missed out being classic

Jack and Jill went up the hill
and slew the hobgoblin king.
Jack held him down, and the king drown
and Jill was subdued by laughter.

Yay for treasure! (And evil rogues named Jill)

OR!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water...

And they were never seen again...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And Miss Muffet failed her savings throw .Vs fear and loaded her pants.


Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick
Rolled a 1 on his jump check and took 1d6 of fire damage to his crotch.

lmao

All around the mulberry bush
The Tarrasque chased the weasel.
The weasel thought 'twas all in fun.
Munch! goes the weasel.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Got 350 experience points... and breakfast...