Ace V. Tellers Journal (Entry Five)
Muppet Babies. We're transported and transformed and I got a devil that's part of a duo reminding me of Randal Graves and Dante Hicks from the "Quick Stop's" "Clerks" (bad enough reminding me I worked as a night manager at a Circle K) spouting sex bullsh*t, saying the dungeon is like Clash of the Titans, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones and the MOTHERFU*KING MUPPET BABIES!
I hope they're not telepathic, 'cause I want to kill that snot-nosed devil punk kid.
Okay, stay calm, you're stuck here in the store until everybody's done, or if you go off on your own, if could be worse. Remember, you're skilled now, and you got years in this idiot in former life experience. Just call him out...nicely as you can, and try getting the real beef. Maybe the other one is like Dante, except not given up and sh*t.