If that isn't enough of a corruption for you, then I suppose that I shall try a tad harder.
Granted. You enter a groundhog day loop. You don't notice.
And now for Onigato...granted. You get a smart-phone, for free. When you turn it on, it begins the gentoo installation process.
I wish for the phenomonah known as "ninja-ing", "being ninjad", etc. to henceforth be known as "monking", "being monked", etc. .