I've made some pretty substantial changes to the alpha sheets behind the scenes, and to the Pathfinder [Legacy] sheet in particular. Please try clearing your browser cache, or post in the Experimental Features forum if there are any issues!
At this point, we highly recommend that all new Pathfinder sheets be created in the alpha and that existing Pathfinder sheets be copied into it via the 'Copy to Sheets Alpha' link in your regular sheet list
Patient zero in the zombie apocalypse is what I'm betting on. Saying he was crazed and on drugs is exactly the kind of thing the government would say at the start of the zombie apocalypse when the first one shows up.