Alpha sheets can now be added to games via the edit option in the alpha sheet display. In addition, statblock embedding should also work for the [sb=show][/sb] tags. Any problems, please post in experimental features with links to the sheet and the game.
Patient zero in the zombie apocalypse is what I'm betting on. Saying he was crazed and on drugs is exactly the kind of thing the government would say at the start of the zombie apocalypse when the first one shows up.