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1001 things I'm not allowed to do.

   
256) I can not board a ferry then set it ablaze before swimming away to safety
257) I am not allowed to use mage hands to burn the hair of local nobles
258) I am not allowed to urinate out said fires
258a) I can ESPECIALLY not larp this
259) I am not allowed to use fire at all actually
260) I am not allowed to use Entangle on a group of peaceful Gnomes on a picnic
261) I am not allowed to use my real world knowledge of construction and engineering to level the BBEG fortress
262) I am not allowed to name my Half-Orc John Holmes then move into a Halfling village with Proffesion: Pornstar (I was REALLY drunk)

263) I am not allowed to use Prestidigitation unless I can pronounce it correctly
264) I am not allowed to use Prestidigitation to change the flavor of the kings steak to poop
265) I am not allowed to use Prestidigitation to craft a small fragile version of the stolen item a noble hired us to retrieve
266) I am not allowed to use Prestidigitation to slowly float 1 pound of broken glass or sand into the eyes of unsuspecting people
267) I am not allowed to use Prestidigitation

266) Is not allowed by the rules. Also, Mage hand would work so much better for it.


268) I am not allowed to create a character with lower than 8 int or wisdom, because then I'd be capable of explaining my stupid decisions.

269) I am not allowed to play an Awakened Monkey Master Thrower
270) I am not allowed to take the feat Weapon Focus (Poo)
271) I am not allowed to use my Awakened Monkey Master Thrower to machine-gun fling poo at the enemy, no matter how hilarious it is.

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Originally Posted by Kerim View Post
266) Is not allowed by the rules. Also, Mage hand would work so much better for it.
"Once cast, a prestidigitation spell enables you to perform simple magical effects for 1 hour. A prestidigitation can slowly lift 1 pound of material." Thought it was legit, DM said it was fine till a whole village was looking for some Visene. Also Mage Hand wasn't an option.

Indeed, but it "Can't affect the concentration of spellcasters." and it has a range of 10 ft. But that discussion doesn't belong here. Either take it to PM, go to another part of the forum, or drop it.

272) I am not allowed to recreate any of Nuclear Dan's characters.

273) I am not allowed to critique or correct the GM's horrible butchering of the english language, spoken or written.
274) I am not allowed to create a character based, however loosely, on the GM's redneck family members.

275) I am not allowed to play 'reformed' villains in super hero games
276) I am not allowed to carve my name is Spiderman's chest after whooping his a$$ and stealing his mask
277) If I do the above, I am NOT allowed to kill and eat Aunt May

278) I am not allowed to houserule that 1s are a failure in skill checks or ability checks if I ever DM.
279) I am also not allowed to introduce critical failures either.
280) I am also not allowed to have a cat familiar named after any of our cats.

281)I am not allowed to play a King Pin style character with a fluffy white cat.
282)I am not allowed to play the fluffy white cat of the King Pin style character.
283)I am not allowed to play an anthromorphic fluffy white with a King Pin style character as his or her pet.





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