As he walks through the bodies and gore not a drop of blood touches his emasculate white robes. Some would say that the blood is repealed by his greatness or that since red was below his clearance none of it would dare touch his robes. A commie would suggest that it had something to do with the half dozen scrubots clearing a path in front of him, but they would soon be executed.
He shakes his head in sadness at the carnage as he walks. "Such loss of life. So many clones have been lost these past monthcycles. My heart aches for each one of them...How do these wars even start..."
A Blue Clearance walking behind him carrying a clipboard says, "You remember sir? You had an argument with McCarthy-U-WIS-4. He said the Green Bay Packers are the best Alphaball team and you said it was the Bears...shots were fired, Vultures sent in, soon the whole sector was ablaze!"
An IR following behind picks up a fallen laser rifle and quickly blasts the Blue citizen to ashes. The Ultra-Violet turns to him, "Well done citizen. You are promoted to Red for eliminating such an obvious commie. An argument like that would never take place. It's common knowledge that the Bears are the best Alphaball team. No one would dispute that.
But we will never know what started this. Sadly all security tapes leading up to the event have been erased in a commie plot... " He hangs his head in sadness. A single tear rolls down his cheek. "All we can do is rebuild! And rebuild we will! Soon this whole sector will be in the Bears colors and logos! And then all of Alpha!"
All citizens, that are still alive, very enthusiastically start cheering the greatness that is Stormcracker-U-CHI-5!