411) No, a ring of regeneration and adamantium daggers strapped to my hands do not make me a mutant.
412) Not allowed to play "Pulp Fiction" with a hand crossbow.
413) Must refrain from referring to the party cleric as "Band-Aid Man", "Dr. Feelgood", or "Buff-Bot".
414) The Yuan-ti are not amused when I trick them into going though a dimensional gate solely for the purpose of making a "Snakes on a Plane" joke.
415) Yes, the female Yuan-ti does get offended when you call her "snake-tits".
416) Not a good idea to taunt the vampire lord with "Yeah, well I heard you sparkle like a little fairy bitch!"