But you did eat the cupcake I threw at you!

you fool! You only think I did! I switched cupcakes after I knocked one out of your hand! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most commonly known is this! Never take gold from a goblin, but only slight less well knowwn is this! Never go in against DEATH when DEATH is on the line! ahahaha! ahahaha! *vomits*