Granted. Every. Last. Living. Person. Who could claim American citizenship. Or who's living here illegally. Or possesses an ownership claim of any real estate within the established territory of the USA (so, uh, a bunch of chinese guys mostly). Or stands to inherit that property after those with the current claim die (and so forth until we reach the cessation of all possible inheritance lines). All die.
Except Gary Johnson, who is now the only person in our country. We finally have true democracy, equality, and elimination of all corruption. Except Gary's corruption, of course, but since it is known and found as agreeable to all citizens, that makes it ok.
Of course, it don't take long before pretty much every other nation on earth moves in and starts cutting up our lands piecemeal. Start World War 3. And turn our planet into an irradiated death hole.
I wish for our planet to be an irradiated death hole.