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SethoMarkus's Avatar

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Old Nov 7 '12, 12:55pm

I think he just had different expectations of what the thread was and expected that people would answer his and then post one of their own...

Anyway:

How many elves does it take to change a candlestick?
A: Just one, but it takes 30 years!
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mercutio361's Avatar

Do I Look NIce To You?
Old Nov 7 '12, 9:55pm

Edited: Sorry, I'm not sure what happened Madhatter, if you're refering to your first post on this thread, it's still up there
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NOT a D&D reference, damnit
Old Nov 7 '12, 10:23pm

He gets like that when he feels like he's being ignored. You learn to ignore it.

How many fighters does it take to change a candlestick?

Just one. Too bad they're still not good for anything interesting.
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Old Nov 8 '12, 12:12am

How many Truenamers does it take to change a candlestick?

I wouldn't know. We're at 7428631986039 now, and they still didn't even manage to get close to it.
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Old Nov 8 '12, 12:37am

How many mad hatters does it take to change a candlestick?

More than one, apparently.
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Imagine a rubix cube whose faces are aligned: the puzzle solved. This is the world of the familiar. A few short twists and turns and those same ordered faces become jumbled and chaotic, impenetrable to all but the most cunning.
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How many lantern archons does it take to change a candlestick?
Only one, but once you find a lantern archon why would you need a candlestick?
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Old Nov 14 '12, 2:43pm

How many dwarves does it take to change a candlestick?

None. Dwarves no be scared of the dark laddie ...
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attikol's Avatar

Wyrm
Old Nov 14 '12, 7:18pm

How many gods does it take to change a candlestick?
All of them. When one attempts to light the candle stick another will come along and say he shouldnt. It escalates from there until full on god war. Cue face palms when people find out why billions have died.
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Kazekage
Old Nov 15 '12, 11:22am

How many Assassins does it take to change a candlestick?
Unknown. When one candlestick goes out and the light fades turning the room to darkness a short time passes and then a new candlestick is alight in the middle of the room with nobody to be seen.
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"Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory. "
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