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How Many....?

   
His post is still up there... I'm confused if he can't see it.

I think he just had different expectations of what the thread was and expected that people would answer his and then post one of their own...

Anyway:

How many elves does it take to change a candlestick?
A: Just one, but it takes 30 years!

Edited: Sorry, I'm not sure what happened Madhatter, if you're refering to your first post on this thread, it's still up there

He gets like that when he feels like he's being ignored. You learn to ignore it.

How many fighters does it take to change a candlestick?

Just one. Too bad they're still not good for anything interesting.

How many Truenamers does it take to change a candlestick?

I wouldn't know. We're at 7428631986039 now, and they still didn't even manage to get close to it.

How many mad hatters does it take to change a candlestick?

More than one, apparently.

How many lantern archons does it take to change a candlestick?
Only one, but once you find a lantern archon why would you need a candlestick?

How many dwarves does it take to change a candlestick?

None. Dwarves no be scared of the dark laddie ...

How many gods does it take to change a candlestick?
All of them. When one attempts to light the candle stick another will come along and say he shouldnt. It escalates from there until full on god war. Cue face palms when people find out why billions have died.

How many Assassins does it take to change a candlestick?
Unknown. When one candlestick goes out and the light fades turning the room to darkness a short time passes and then a new candlestick is alight in the middle of the room with nobody to be seen.




 

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