Being the diehard tabletop (well...sorta) RPG fans that we are, many people have often wondered what their stats would look like on a character sheet. At least I have.
In the spirit of general curiosity and fun, I decided to make a thread where people can post sheets they've made of themselves. There are not a whole lot of rules here; you can use any system you want, and you don't have to stick to reality that tightly. If you think you can use spells, put it on your sheet, but in the spirit of the thread, don't post your stats as a minmaxed super-optimized Conjurer lvl 35, please.
There are just two things I should mention. First of all, do not put personal information on the sheets you post, for obvious reasons. Having fun coming up with stats is one thing, but actually telling the internet who you are is always a bad idea.
Second, if you think someone's sheet looks completely ridiculous or doesn't follow the exact rules of whatever system they're using, or you think this entire idea in general is silly and stupid (yeah it is, that's the point), then just go away. This isn't here for seriousness, its here for lulz.
Without further ado, here's my sheet.