Cat vision. Like lazer vision but shooting cats from your eyes.

No, the power to see that it was obvious a thing was going to happen before it happened but only after it happened. In other words, the power of constantly kicking yourself afterwards.

The power to think up the most useless superpower ideas.

How bout the power to kill a Yak from 200 yards away
With MIND BULLETS! (That's telekinesis Kyle).

Or how bout the power.... to move you?


Yes, I know, shameless Tenacious D reference

How about the power to rock it till it strikes the hour?

(+1 if you know where that reference comes from)

How about the power to write papers instantly for other people but not yourself.

Wait a minute Batman! That is a incredibly useful power.

*SLAP*

Dammit Robin let me finish or I swear to me that I will introduce you to the bat-paddle
The power to write papers instantly for other people for their subjects from one year ago.

Still good if they are doing a repeat.

How about the one I displayed the other day?

The ability to report known bugs for web site forums.

The ability to make useless powers more useless.

How about the power to open a carton of milk from 200 miles away. The power is useless unless you are precisely 200 miles away.