Crazy Ol' Kerim's Extended Signature.
Here's where I'll post stories I thought up. I might edit some things later, since I think it doesn't flow too well.
In the same spot he had always sit in, sat the man. He never seemed to leave, but there was always something new to be seen on his table. He was surrounded by a group of children, yelling at him “Come on, Hatter, tell us another story!” The man, named Hatter, sighed, though everyone knew that was just an act. He loved doing this stuff. Nobody knew where he got all these stories from, if they were real, or made-up, but when he started talking, everybody listened. “Fine then, one more for the night.” He said, his voice rough. His eyes glimmered with glee in his eye sockets. Then, he started reciting, his voice deep.
In the cold and winter valley, under cold and winter sun
walked the two, completely different, but still together One,
They were searching for the city, for the city named ‘Allrud ‘
Yes so did Metal Heart, and Darkened Blood
The two had been One for year after year
Logic and Reason, and Instinct, Emotion
Worked together well, two ingredients, One potion
One great machine, and both without fear
They came into the city by the sounds of each churches clock,
Metal Hearts feet resounding on each rock
Some went to church, but the One had no god.
They were their own, Metal Heart and Darkened Blood
When they came into the tavern it fell silent, in a blink
The peoples eyes fell open, one even dropped his drink
“It’s a Demon!” someone yelled “A demon and his foul machine!”
The One looked at each other, this happened everywhere they’re seen.
But then the bard in taverns corner stood up, and yelled “Enough!”
And the tavern fell silent once again, save for a single cough
“Don’t you know who these two are?” Said the bard, voice a flood
“They are the One! They’re Metal Heart and Darkened Blood!”
After this a calm for the rest of eve, and followed morning
Then they went out, but not before listening to the warning
Not heeding it, they went for the large castle made of stone
As they heard that here the mad king sat on the throne.
Why they were here was for this reason, paid a lot by mice and men,
to go here to Alrudd, and stop the mad king any way they can
As the Mad King was Mad and not the way good,
so should be stopped by Metal Heart and Darkened Blood
They came into the castle in early noon,
Their bodies warmed for battle.
The first opponent they saw soon
But was soon turned to cattle
The throne room was filled with guard, from door to king,
Weapons ready, ready to defend the Mad Fraud.
But then suddenly heard the music ring,
Of Metal Heart and Darkened blood.
Metal Heart had out a Songbod, Darkened Blood had out two swords
And as Darkened Bloods sword whistled, Metal Heart struck the first chord,
“Do you think you can battle the mighty Heart the liquid Blood?”
“If so than you are wrong, and we will break you like a rod.”
Darkened Blood flew through the ranks, every strike of his was true
His body glowed with magic, and gained a shimmering hue
In the middle of a group, he got surrounded by the tall,
But stopped he was not, due to a large and fiery ball.
Metal heart was in the back, picking people off with strik,ing ease
His arrows –Long and powerful- hit veins and eyes and heart,
And back on the throne the Mad Fraud watched with unease
Until he finally dared to dart
He was stopped by Darkened Blood, who stood before him, one sword lost
And as they looked into each other’s eyes time suddenly turned to frost.
When it was broken the Mad King pulled his sword and began
“I Shall not be defeated by mere men.”
Sword struck sword, adamantine struck magic
While around them people were watching awed
Then suddenly a mistake was tragic,
And Mad King pierced through Darkened Blood
The Mad King turned to his people, victorious,
While Metal Heart could merely watch
But as the Mad King thought that he was glorious
A shoe went up into his crotch.
Darkened blood, alive and well, grabbed the king by the neck
“I am not a man, I am Tiefling, He’s construct, heck,
My hearts not where you thought it should be,
Which is your last lesson, because now you’re free.”
A crack was heard as a neck was broken
And Mad King fell, a word on lips unspoken
Guards soon fell onto their knees in surrender,
No more bound to the Mad Pretender.
And that is the end of the tale, little bud,
Of Metal Heart, and Darkened Blood
walked the two, completely different, but still together One,
They were searching for the city, for the city named ‘Allrud ‘
Yes so did Metal Heart, and Darkened Blood
The two had been One for year after year
Logic and Reason, and Instinct, Emotion
Worked together well, two ingredients, One potion
One great machine, and both without fear
They came into the city by the sounds of each churches clock,
Metal Hearts feet resounding on each rock
Some went to church, but the One had no god.
They were their own, Metal Heart and Darkened Blood
When they came into the tavern it fell silent, in a blink
The peoples eyes fell open, one even dropped his drink
“It’s a Demon!” someone yelled “A demon and his foul machine!”
The One looked at each other, this happened everywhere they’re seen.
But then the bard in taverns corner stood up, and yelled “Enough!”
And the tavern fell silent once again, save for a single cough
“Don’t you know who these two are?” Said the bard, voice a flood
“They are the One! They’re Metal Heart and Darkened Blood!”
After this a calm for the rest of eve, and followed morning
Then they went out, but not before listening to the warning
Not heeding it, they went for the large castle made of stone
As they heard that here the mad king sat on the throne.
Why they were here was for this reason, paid a lot by mice and men,
to go here to Alrudd, and stop the mad king any way they can
As the Mad King was Mad and not the way good,
so should be stopped by Metal Heart and Darkened Blood
They came into the castle in early noon,
Their bodies warmed for battle.
The first opponent they saw soon
But was soon turned to cattle
The throne room was filled with guard, from door to king,
Weapons ready, ready to defend the Mad Fraud.
But then suddenly heard the music ring,
Of Metal Heart and Darkened blood.
Metal Heart had out a Songbod, Darkened Blood had out two swords
And as Darkened Bloods sword whistled, Metal Heart struck the first chord,
“Do you think you can battle the mighty Heart the liquid Blood?”
“If so than you are wrong, and we will break you like a rod.”
Darkened Blood flew through the ranks, every strike of his was true
His body glowed with magic, and gained a shimmering hue
In the middle of a group, he got surrounded by the tall,
But stopped he was not, due to a large and fiery ball.
Metal heart was in the back, picking people off with strik,ing ease
His arrows –Long and powerful- hit veins and eyes and heart,
And back on the throne the Mad Fraud watched with unease
Until he finally dared to dart
He was stopped by Darkened Blood, who stood before him, one sword lost
And as they looked into each other’s eyes time suddenly turned to frost.
When it was broken the Mad King pulled his sword and began
“I Shall not be defeated by mere men.”
Sword struck sword, adamantine struck magic
While around them people were watching awed
Then suddenly a mistake was tragic,
And Mad King pierced through Darkened Blood
The Mad King turned to his people, victorious,
While Metal Heart could merely watch
But as the Mad King thought that he was glorious
A shoe went up into his crotch.
Darkened blood, alive and well, grabbed the king by the neck
“I am not a man, I am Tiefling, He’s construct, heck,
My hearts not where you thought it should be,
Which is your last lesson, because now you’re free.”
A crack was heard as a neck was broken
And Mad King fell, a word on lips unspoken
Guards soon fell onto their knees in surrender,
No more bound to the Mad Pretender.
And that is the end of the tale, little bud,
Of Metal Heart, and Darkened Blood
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