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You might be a gamer if...

   
You might be a gamer if...

So i've got a shirt that is a colelction of over-exagerations and whatnot, and I fugured I'd share them with you guys. Remember, I didn't come up with these, so no credit (or blame) goes to me.

You Might be a Gamer If:

You know how to use dice as weapons.

You can consume your body weight in junk food in one gaming session.

You spend more money on gaming supplies than you do on food, clothes, etc...

You knew a female gamer once.

You talk about your characters as if they are real people.

You're out of school and still live at home.

You have a list of how all the potions taste.

Your girlfriend is a 5th level magic user and only exists in you mind.

Loosing your dicebag would be a serious Financial Blow.

You've been gaming for more than half your life.

Your character has more close friends than you do.

An 87 point Balrog is no big thrill anymore.

You could paper your bathroom in character sheets.

You have more gaming books than the local hobbies store.

You scream in pain whenever your character takes damage.

You've looked into how much it would cost to build a castle.

Mkay, that's it for the sayings on my shirt, hope you enjoy a few of em.

You might be a gamer if . . . you talk to your girlfriend on the Shoutbox, when she sitting next to you on the couch.

... if you have looked into an intravenous Pepsi Drip line.

... if you and your local hobby store has the same odor(s).

... If in another life you were a Half Dragon/Vampire/Fey/Werewolf/Changeling/Ninja/Pirate/Deamon/Angel(at the same time).

... if you have ever tried to convince someone else that you really do have "The Force".

... if the last thing you remember about the night before is someone shouting Battle Guard!!!

You spend more money on gaming supplies than you do on food, clothes, etc...
Guilty

You talk about your characters as if they are real people.
They are real...just a...fictional...real...

and to add to the list, something from my own life

...if more of your friends know you by your character name rather than your real name.

...if the last time you were on a date it was interupted by goblin's attacking your picnicing area.

Quote:
You're out of school and still live at home.
You're even more likely to be a gamer if you live at a hobby store.

Normal people live in homes.

Shouldn't we be making fun of other cliques?

This site is heavily populated by men with cheezels from last week stuck in their beards - probably not a great place to start with the Gamer funnies.

... if you refer to your peers by a race/class/alignment combination.

... if the statement "You'll need to roll a check" has come up more than once in conversation.

... if you've assigned race/alignment/class combinations to promenent television figures.

... if you own more than a single color/theme of dice, and know what that color/theme is called.

... if you turn all your dice highest number up so the mojo/luck/dice gods will favor you.

... if you refer to something spectacular happening as a "critical!"

... if you know what Thac0 is and how to use it properly.

...if you're telling your daughter a bedtime story about The Hobbit and say "Bilbo rolled a 20 on his sleight of hand check" and it sounds perfectly natural.

Just did this tonight. Thankfully the wife wasn't around to hear, otherwise the taunting would have been fierce indeed.

... you have sundered a d20 from overuse.

... you check for traps before you go into your bedroom.

... you find something to say in this thread.




 

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