You might be a gamer if...
So i've got a shirt that is a colelction of over-exagerations and whatnot, and I fugured I'd share them with you guys. Remember, I didn't come up with these, so no credit (or blame) goes to me.
You Might be a Gamer If:
You know how to use dice as weapons.
You can consume your body weight in junk food in one gaming session.
You spend more money on gaming supplies than you do on food, clothes, etc...
You knew a female gamer once.
You talk about your characters as if they are real people.
You're out of school and still live at home.
You have a list of how all the potions taste.
Your girlfriend is a 5th level magic user and only exists in you mind.
Loosing your dicebag would be a serious Financial Blow.
You've been gaming for more than half your life.
Your character has more close friends than you do.
An 87 point Balrog is no big thrill anymore.
You could paper your bathroom in character sheets.
You have more gaming books than the local hobbies store.
You scream in pain whenever your character takes damage.
You've looked into how much it would cost to build a castle.
Mkay, that's it for the sayings on my shirt, hope you enjoy a few of em.
You Might be a Gamer If:
You know how to use dice as weapons.
You can consume your body weight in junk food in one gaming session.
You spend more money on gaming supplies than you do on food, clothes, etc...
You knew a female gamer once.
You talk about your characters as if they are real people.
You're out of school and still live at home.
You have a list of how all the potions taste.
Your girlfriend is a 5th level magic user and only exists in you mind.
Loosing your dicebag would be a serious Financial Blow.
You've been gaming for more than half your life.
Your character has more close friends than you do.
An 87 point Balrog is no big thrill anymore.
You could paper your bathroom in character sheets.
You have more gaming books than the local hobbies store.
You scream in pain whenever your character takes damage.
You've looked into how much it would cost to build a castle.
Mkay, that's it for the sayings on my shirt, hope you enjoy a few of em.