I'm sure a modified Star Fleet Battles fighting the Dominion War would be a thing of wonder!
Picard: Convinces God that he's happier not needing a starship.
Sisko: Punches God in the face, and tells him that there are no starships.
Janeway: Employs an inverted quantum harmonic defibrillator to fake a starship, then shoots God with a phaser.
Archer: Dog already has a starship.