Quiet, everyone! UmbreonMessiah is about to explain what the solution to all these problems is!
At last, our prayers are answered. He's removed the need to have an actual conversation about the issues, so now we'll all be able to simply react mindlessly, like some sort of activist protozoa! Hooray! He really is the Messiah!
At last, our prayers are answered. He's removed the need to have an actual conversation about the issues, so now we'll all be able to simply react mindlessly, like some sort of activist protozoa! Hooray! He really is the Messiah!



