Who Would Win?
So, I'm reading a thread in General Discussion about who would win in a fight between the Galactic Empire and the Covenant from Halo, and it got me to thinking about some threads I've seen on other boards of this nature. And I wondered why we didn't have one here, so I'm setting this up.
The purpose of this thread is, very simply, to define who would win in a fight. Someone (myself, as this is the first post), would give a set of combatants and any combat conditions effective for that one fight. The very next poster then decides who would win, with an explanation - and no, stating "Because I'm a fanboi" is not an explanation - and then they give the next set of combatants. And so on.
The combatants don't have to be superheroes, but they can be. Any person, army, or world, real or fictional, against any other person, army, or world, real or fictional. Obviously, if someone posts "God vs. President Lincoln", it's a bit unfair. But then maybe the next poster comes up with some really whacked out reason why Lincoln wins, right?
Anyhow, I'll start.
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Combatants
Detective Vic Mackey vs. Inspector Harry Callahan
Combat Conditions
None. Both have access to whatever weapon of choice they use in their respective shows, and each has access to their own catch phrases with which to spew upon the other.
Neutral Site, however; I'm going with Sydney, Australia as, to my knowledge, neither has been there before.
So...who wins?
The purpose of this thread is, very simply, to define who would win in a fight. Someone (myself, as this is the first post), would give a set of combatants and any combat conditions effective for that one fight. The very next poster then decides who would win, with an explanation - and no, stating "Because I'm a fanboi" is not an explanation - and then they give the next set of combatants. And so on.
The combatants don't have to be superheroes, but they can be. Any person, army, or world, real or fictional, against any other person, army, or world, real or fictional. Obviously, if someone posts "God vs. President Lincoln", it's a bit unfair. But then maybe the next poster comes up with some really whacked out reason why Lincoln wins, right?
Anyhow, I'll start.
...
Combatants
Detective Vic Mackey vs. Inspector Harry Callahan
Combat Conditions
None. Both have access to whatever weapon of choice they use in their respective shows, and each has access to their own catch phrases with which to spew upon the other.
Neutral Site, however; I'm going with Sydney, Australia as, to my knowledge, neither has been there before.
So...who wins?