522.) I am not allowed to trick my friends into playing D&D, even if it is a new addition by claiming I just found a new game.
523.) I am not allowed to play on the computer during a D&D session.
524.) Even on myth-weavers.com
525.) Even if my character sheet is on myth-weavers.com
526.) I am not aloud to play D&D in the theatre I rented for the hobbit.
527.) Even though D&D isn't gambling, I am not allowed to play it in restaurants in the state of Washington. Because it "is gambling"
528.) I am not allowed to tell the waitress after she informs me of this, that I'll not be tipping her.
529.) If I elect to break rule 527, I am not permitted to place two dollars in pennies in a glass of water, upside down on the table.
530.) About rule 529... I am not permitted to do anything that gets the party banned from a late night restaurant.