Does it have to be the blood of a human virgin? Can we not try the blood of a virgin laser shark instead? Or the blood of a virgin mechanical parrot? How about the blood of a virgin corporate lawyer?...Actually, forget about that last one, I'm sure that would turn you into a demon instead...
...Hmm, I wonder if Squidward would make for a proper sacrifice...
...Hmm, I wonder if Squidward would make for a proper sacrifice...