Teedor, you are missing teh point- I don't want Jesus body. i want to know how we would know if we found it or not. Stop trying to recruit me to church by telling me I want things i don't want and either participate in a meaningfull way in teh discussion or go away.
Since you have brought up the issue of Catholic Authority though- if someone claimed to have found Jesus body and the after reviewing teh evidence the Catholic church declared that it was in fact his body, and that his ascention into heaven must have been spiritual rather than corporeal, would you accept it?