256) I can not board a ferry then set it ablaze before swimming away to safety
257) I am not allowed to use mage hands to burn the hair of local nobles
258) I am not allowed to urinate out said fires
258a) I can ESPECIALLY not larp this
259) I am not allowed to use fire at all actually
260) I am not allowed to use Entangle on a group of peaceful Gnomes on a picnic
261) I am not allowed to use my real world knowledge of construction and engineering to level the BBEG fortress
262) I am not allowed to name my Half-Orc John Holmes then move into a Halfling village with Proffesion: Pornstar (I was REALLY drunk)
257) I am not allowed to use mage hands to burn the hair of local nobles
258) I am not allowed to urinate out said fires
258a) I can ESPECIALLY not larp this
259) I am not allowed to use fire at all actually
260) I am not allowed to use Entangle on a group of peaceful Gnomes on a picnic
261) I am not allowed to use my real world knowledge of construction and engineering to level the BBEG fortress
262) I am not allowed to name my Half-Orc John Holmes then move into a Halfling village with Proffesion: Pornstar (I was REALLY drunk)