Granted. Now you have to work 24 hours a day every day of the week, every week of the year, every year for the rest of your life. As far as I know, you're the first person to actually wish for MORE work.

I wish that the next poster would corrupt his own wish in such a way as to make it impossible for it to be corrupted.

Granted. I wished for continued amusement in Non Sequitur, and the thread spontaneously closed on its own with a link to other threads I might find interesting. Honest.

Amusement complete; carry on with the following wish:

I wish people wouldn't get bent out of shape about little things that don't really matter.

granted.

Although now E! and other such companies are out of business. Which causes a massive influx of unemployed workers on the market causing the utter destruction of the world economy.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Granted. You are one of 8 in a package, and you meet final death through boiling water and gnashing teeth.

I wish I would have known about Shadowrun Returns when it was in kickstarter because I would have given them money.

Granted. It is mixed with Plants Vs. Zombies and released three months in development. Shadowrun dies a nasty horrible death at the hands of a horde of Zombonis.

I wish I had Plants Vs. Zombies on my flash drive.

Granted. It meets final death through boiling water and gnashing teeth.

I wish housepets would stop eating things they're not suppose to.

Granted. Now they just use them as fecal receptacles.

I wish the Dream Police weren't really inside of my head.

Granted. Now they live in your eyes, so that's all you can see. (And great reference there. Wonderful song.)

I wish I could swing on a star and carry moonbeams home in a jar.