1632) I may not use Level 1 Dementation to frenzy the Sabbat Gangrel that just threatened us while the Ravno make us and the rest of his pack swap appearances, then bolt the doors shut so the bastards can't escape.
1633) I may not call the Sabbat war pack we killed this way 'that bunch of bastard tossers'.
1634) I may not use Level 2 Dementation to make the Prince of the city hallucinate for a year that 'things' are coming to get him and then spend that year helping the hallucinations along by gaslighting him.
1635) May not call the Prince of the city's budding madness my 'pet project'.
1636) I may not use Level 3 Dementation as a substitute for actually doing investigative work, under the guise of 'it's all connected, dude! I just need to see enough of the pattern!' Especially when my Malkavian will forget all the events of the session anyway.
1637) I may not pester the other players by asking what happened last session, and the session before, and the session before... Even if my character legitimately does not remember.
1638) May not use my Malkavian's lack of a short-term memory as an excuse to not pay attention to the events of the session.
1639) May not make a Malkavian with 'No Short-term Memory' as a Derangement.
1640) I may not use Level 4 Dementation to send half a dozen club-goers mad and change the music to dubstep just because 'it's as mad as I've made them'.
1641) Even if I'm actually the DJ.
1642) I may not use Level 5 Dementation on every vampire we come across, because I want to guess what Derangements they'll gain.
1643) I may not make up bingo cards in character for the 'madness lottery'.
1644) I may not make up bingo cards out of character for the 'madness lottery'.
1645) I may not play a Malkavian.
Also, we're about 600 past cookies. What do we get for 2002?