AH, but you forget my extra two lives! One of which pulls his own notebook from the aforementioned smoking jacket, and jots down: edrobot, prostrate spontaneously crystalizes and explodes due to a freak combination of chemicals in his drinking water and a normal student diet laden with preservatives.
What's this, buried in the messy remains of poor ed? Why, look...it's my win! I must have just misplaced it. I'll just wash this off and it'll be right as rain.