Bears! Hundreds of them descend upon the group. Where they came from is unknown, but they are here now, and the ones with wings seems to be of...

dying alone. It becomes apparent with a successful 'Sense Motive' Check that the bear just wants a friend. So the party works together to...

...get the bears set up with Facebook and Twitter accounts. Clearly social network websites will help cure the bears of their aberrant behaviors. Everything seems to be going fine, until a flock of berserker gypsy moths swoops in and...

...laugh at the bears for having no life. The bear with wings protest: "Heh, how many of you are friend with a Brazilian beach volleyball player, or Swede supermodel, or a Texan chick doing Roller Derby?"

Fortunately, the winged bear doesn't notice that Morty, Freck and Joslyn exchange concerned and ashamed looks, and subtly drag Bob the Wizard and Joff the Cleric toward...

...the door. But floating between them and the door is a Beholder! The Beholder sticks out its tongue, drools a bit, swivels its eyes, stares, and...

begins to recite bad poetry. This is especially bad for the party, because Bob is secretly...

Extremely allergic to Iambic pentameter. As the Beholder finishes his first rhymed couplet, Bob breaks out in a rash and falls over in a crippling sneezing fit. Fortunately, he always carries (hidden away in his wizarding hat)....

A scroll of circle of protection vs. poetry, 3.14159-foot radius. Joslyn dives into Bob's arms as he completes the casting and is thus safe from the mesmeric effects of the rhyme, but the others are more than a pi toss away and have to save vs. ...

becoming Hipsters at a will save of DC 17. This results in...

Rampant outbreaks of soul patches, Birkenstock sandals, and "Death Cab For Cutie" t-shirts on the remainder of the party. Meanwhile...