Yet you still lose the win

...to me

Here, let me hold that heavy Win for you...

No, no, I can manage

But you're obviously struggling...it's the least I can do.

It would be rude for me to ask a passer by to help with my burden, don't worry I shall be fine

Pish-posh! Think nothing of it.

ok thank you, here you go

Thanks!

Oh no! Look over there! It's a velociraptor!

*runs away with the win*

*grab Magic in my velociraptor teeth*

*unzip velociraptor costume*

I'll take that thanks