You know, could try to advertise with a LOT of warnings in the ad about the sort of game they'd be getting into. Like warnings about how HSM (and drk) tends to do a LOT of the talking. And Skapti does most of the killing. And Orianna is the only one allowed to scold the previous two. Etc. Etc.
Huh, when I put it like that, do we need anyone else? :P Other, than, you know, if they want to be a Councilor. Or we could just buy a Parrot to fill the role.