Mordae, your wins were obviously failures. Your wins are The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones to my Revenge of the Sith. IT SHALL BE THE VERY FIRST OFFICIAL WIN AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Mount up, rebels, it is time to propel ourselves into Valhalla and overthrow this retched hive of scum and villainy called Moderators

uhm... yes they can unless we call on the help of anonymous or something like that

I propose the following, the one that wins is the one that posts BEFORE a mod walks in and closes the thread that way mods are ineligible to win

Does that mean I get to decide who wins?

Let the bribery commence for who wants to enjoy a few snuggles with my Win.

YOU FOOLISH FOOOOLLLLLL! THROUGH THE EPIC POWER OF SPARTA AND EPIC LATIN MUSIC ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!THEREFORE HERE IS SOME SPARTAN AND LATIN MUSIC TO PUT YOU INSIGNIFICANT ASIDE IN THIS WARRRRRRRR!!!!! IF THEY COMBINE THEY CONTAIN THE POWER TO DESTROY LORD PUN PUN!!! RAAAGGGRRRHHH!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWiyKgeGWx0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ

All participants in this war, copy and paste them into different tabs and play!!!!!1

COMBINED INTO THE BEST COMBINATION SINCE CEREAL AND MILK!!!!!!

edit: I hate you Mordae. This is the first time I've been ninja'ed

Oh please, we all know that I won the last thread. Mordae hid in a puddle of his own cowardice, in fear of the glorious aura imparted to me by The Win in acknowledgement of my superiority. Your 70 point bold font is no match for the facts. And the facts are that I'm awesome. Thanks for locking the last thread and preserving my victory for all time, Mordae.

You had no win!!!!1111!!!!! I fought to the death, and i like totally won due to mah spaaaaarrrrrtttttaaaannnn kiiiicccccckkkkkkkkkk. And it's seven point font get your bloody facts straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your comic sans betrays you, villain. I will protect The Win from your horrible taste in fonts!

Pfft ALL THE OTHER FONTS ARE SOO MAINSTREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M SO UNMAINSTREAM THAT I GAVE UP DYING, AND EATING BECAUSE IT'S TOO MAINSTREAM

/trollrage

Your silliness proves that I am the obvious Winner.

Bragging about winning is a fail.

Using large (or even huge) fonts is a fail.

Using multiple exclamation points is a fail.

I have done none of these things; ergo I win.

Simple, no?