Your "science" has no place here, program.

All hail the DannyTorrance MCP!

I remember when you were first coded, DannyTorrance, I swore that day you would amount to something. Look at you now, all grown up, and compiling actuarial tables for the users. It's been one heck of a cycle.

That doesn't mean you get to touch the One True Source Code, known as The Win. That is still mine.