Granted. Unfortunately, it also has faulty wiring from years of substandard care and storage. This results in the painful death of your closest living relative under the age of 10 when s/he hugs the adorable cartoonish toaster.
I wish for my faith in humanity to be restored. Which it was. By people not getting the above joke. And is corrupted by the ruining of my bad joke.
No, but seriously, I wish for my faith in humanity to be restored.