Since nobody responded to this one and nobody noticed............
Granted. You do have artistic talent. The problem is that your talent is so unique that nobody actually recognises it as art. In 500 years you will be hailed an artistic genius as people look back on your work and realise just how talented you were but you will be dead then and you will never know how your art shapes the lives of so many people in the future. For now you'll just have to settle with not being recognised and live out the rest of your life knowing that one day long after you're dead you will be famous.
As for the one above.....
Granted. She stops blowing smoke up on to your balcony. The problem is that she now smokes above your balcony and blows it downwards on to your balcony, which doesn't resolve the root of the problem at all.
I wish to have a delicious bacon sandwich in my hands right now.
"Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory. "
Granted; you are instantly submerged in a titanic vat of piping hot black coffee. The coroner is unable to determine whether the 100% body-coverage 3rd degree burns, drowning, or caffeine overdose is the primary cause of death.