That's fine by me. Used in alaska, it'll take out all of canada, most of the USA and Russia, boil the entire arctic circle, and blast a good portion of the atmosphere into space. If I'm near a good fault line, it might even crack open the crust of the planet like a grape.
Granted. Unfortunately, they don't clean the baby in the process. Nor do they ball themselves up. Nor do they throw themselves in the trash. Also, due to weight distribution, they have a better than average chance of falling inside-down when they come off. And god help you if you have pet dogs.
I wish for a creature so horrifying that any possible corruption of it will only make things better.