Granted. Your younger self fails to heed your advice. Now you have absolutely no excuse for how much your life sucks.
This was you're last post after my wish. No Wish. This isn't rocket science.
Person A makes Wish.
Person B Corrupts Person As Wish.
Person B makes Wish.
Person C Corrupts Person Bs wish.
Person C Makes Wish.
You are Person D, Corrupting a Wish and then nothing.
Wish not Granted because it's the equivalent of dividing by 0.