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Corrupt A Wish

   
Granted: You HAD a box of peanuts. A while ago. You ate them, remember?


I wish for the zombie robot apocolypse that eventually destroys all life.

Granted, but Jesus riding a Raptor shows up and it's game over man.

I wish Sean Connor had never been born.

Granted, but neither were you. So that wish never happened... hey welcome back, what did you say?

I wish I had a Pokemon.

Granted. It's a lvl 5 magicarp. Also, there are no other pokemon or pokemon accessories in the world, so it will forever remain a lvl 5 magicarp.

I wish to be caught in a sex scandal with a (legitimately) attractive celebrity.

Granted. You're the victim of a gay sex slavery ring run by Ke$ha.

I wish that this wish weren't granted.

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Originally Posted by Savayan View Post
Granted. You're the victim of a gay sex slavery ring run by Ke$ha.

I wish that this wish weren't granted.
Granted, but due to your intentional paradox, the Crone, the Mother and the Maiden, as well as the Genius in the Bottle, Satan and all other entity according wishes team up to eat your innard.
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Originally Posted by TanaNari View Post
I wish to continue breathing oxygen.
Granted, but because oxygen is only 21% of the atmosphere, you asphyxiate in one minute.

I wish I had a tame Tyranosaurus Rex baby.

Granted but its very wild mother shows up - gobbling you up!

I wish I had an everlasting gopstopper.

Granted, but Aliens don't look to kindly down on Pacifist worlds and show up Lasers flying.

I wish for a Giant Rubber Ducky in which to sail the seas on.





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